This morning I’d like to offer my apologies to Sarah Palin, I awakened this morning to the following video on my timeline and not until I heard the iconic “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!” line, did it dawn on me that this might be Tina Fey. So I looked it up and sure enough, it was Ms. Fey.
But it’s hard for me to feel but so guilty for this mistake; let’s be honest, the resemblance is uncanny and she has done a superb job of capturing your patented blend of crazy, incoherent, rhetoric mixed with a deep commitment and zeal to generate as much misinformation as possible, you have somehow managed to make a career out of being a failure and joke which I owe to your keen bloodhound-like sense of where to find the cameras and lack of concern for facts.
So, I feel that you must take some responsibility for my faux pas. Now, I know that is a difficult concept for you as I’ve watched you somehow manage to blame President Obama for the trouble that Track has found himself in, but I guess President Obama was too busy taking care of his daughters to be much of a parent to your children who seem to be struggling with so many issues. Maybe you and I could sit down and have a Mama to Mama Grizzly conversation over some
coffee herbal decaffeinated tea, eh?
In lieu of that conversation, I’ll offer this suggestion: maybe instead of chasing the cameras you could share some of your family values with your own children who seem to need your attention and direction so desperately, I mean if you all can manage that without it turning into a brawl. I’d lay odds that if you asked nicely enough, our accomplished and intelligent FLOTUS, Michelle Obama, would even be willing to give you a plethora of advice on how to raise respectable children and how rewarding it can be to invest in your own family.